I've been gone..lax...lazy....out of mind.
Actually, I've been in the grant writing process. Anyone who has done this in the past, will realize quite quickly how painful this is.
I'm also getting my "Assistant Professor of Medicine" rank.
I've been writing, publishing, speaking at various public venues..etc.
BUT, in the immortal words of the drunk pilot in "Independence Day", I'm BAAAACCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!